Saturday, May 28, 2011

An Interesting Dinner Idea

Garth actually thinks this looks fantastic. I can't get past being sick to my stomach watching them eat the final product.



Friday, May 27, 2011

How Plastic Bottles Are Made

I am a little skeptical that they can only use 10% recycled plastic. Are there not 100% recycled plastic products on the market.



Thursday, May 26, 2011

Nancy Kerrigans Brother Is Going To Jail

A Massachusetts judge Thursday sentenced the brother of Olympic figure skater Nancy Kerrigan to the maximum 2½ years in jail despite tearful pleas from the famous skater and her family to spare him any more time behind bars.

I sense there is some type of
psychotic illness there.

Hw To Break Into A Garage In 6 Seconds

..........and this is why I don't have a garage door opener.








However there is a security measure that you can implement to ensure this does not happen to you and your loved ones.



Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Estella Warren & Her Erratic Behaviour

Estella Dawn Warren is a Canadian actress, former fashion model, and a former synchronized swimmer. She was born in Peterborough, Ontario, Canada.

Earlier this week
she was arrested after driving in Los Angeles and hitting three parked cars with her Toyota Prius.
She didn’t stop after hitting the cars, but the police did eventually catch up with her. When the cop tried to arrested her, she resisted arrest and kicked him!



While at the police station getting booked, Warren managed to finagle her way out of the handcuffs and ran out the back door!

She was caught and booked for felony escape. She is also to be booked for assault of a police officer, hit and run and DUI.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Facts About Cigarettes & Smoking That I Learned via The Web

The nicotine content in several major brands is reportedly on the rise. Harvard University and the Massachusetts Health Department revealed that between 1997 and 2005 the amount of nicotine in Camel, Newport, and Doral cigarettes may have increased by as much as 11 percent.



Cigarettes contain arsenic, formaldehyde, lead, hydrogen cyanide, nitrogen oxide, carbon monoxide, ammonia and 43 known carcinogens.

Urea, a chemical compound that is a major component in urine, is used to add “flavor” to cigarettes.

Nicotine reaches the brain within 10 seconds after smoke is inhaled. It has been found in every part of the body and in breast milk.




Garden Gnome



This gnome kinda looks like Donald Sutherland.

Funny Graphs

Click to enlarge each image.








Monday, May 23, 2011

Parking Play By Play

The audio alone on this video is brilliant.

Actors That Were Way Older Than Their Characters



1.) Stockard Channing......33 yeara as Betty Rizzo (17) in 1978’s Grease.

They didn’t always act like it, but those Rydell High kids were a mature bunch. Olivia Newton-John (Sandy) was 30, Didi Conn (Frenchie) and Jeff Conaway (Kenickie) were 27, and John Travolta (Danny Zuko) was a relative infant at 24.

2.) Ellen Page ........20 years in Juno (16)

3.) Henry Winkler........28 when the show Happy Days premiered.

4,) Winona ryder........ almost 30 when she played a fresh out of high school Susana Kasen in 1999′s Girl Interrupted.

5.) Rachel McAdams....... was 26 when she played high school junior Regina George in Mean Girls.

6.) Sissy Spacek......... She was 26 as Carrie and Carrie is only 16.


Animal Sounds

Is it wrong that I used to ask my kids to perform like this when they were young?

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Unorganized thoughts

Just things I find, floating around the internet and my head.
This just might be a glance into "Jewelgurls mind".... explains why everything is so unorganized



A cute young chick






















Work Break






Not sure this is such a good idea. Lets just stick with the movie.





and.....What the Hell?

Friday, May 20, 2011

Songs I Embarrassingly Know All The Lyrics To

Muskrat Love.......by Captain & Tenille


You Light Up My Life......Debbie Boone


Wake Me Up Before You Go Go.......Wham


Baby........Justin Bieber

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

ABC's Fall Debut Of Charlies Angels

ABC just announced this morning that they will be picking up Charlie’s Angels, a big, loud, fun take on the 1970′s smash hit series. Not sure if this will fly. It is up against Greys Anatomy and secondly there is no Jill.....ugh!



Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Chuckle Of The Day

"I'll stand here and secure the scene until we figure out who did this. I suspect it was the CAT."






Why?????

When I heard him say..."I can't run fast enough to hurt my ball sack" I had to play the video throught to the end.

Keanu Reeves Before He Was Famous

What kind of event requires a seating placement for hundreds of people and nothing to eat but dozens of boxes of Corn Flakes?


Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Unorganized Thoughts

Just things I find, floating around the internet and my head.
This just might be a glance into "Jewelgurls mind".... explains why
everything is so unorganized.










•bonfires
•late night conversations
•sunrises
•new clothes
•first kisses
•flip flops
•good hair days
•the jeans that fit just right
•dimples

Monday, May 09, 2011

Question Of The Day.....Sweater Or Dress?



Is this a sweater dress ... or just a sweater?
Let's hope she is sportin some Daisy Dukes underneath.

Friday, May 06, 2011

Trailer: One Day

Anne Hathaway sounds believable with her British accent.

MJ Wants You To Check Your Man Hood

A Creative way to raise awareness for self-testicular exams.

Thursday, May 05, 2011

Hitler House





How weird that this house looks like Hitler. (Click Image To Enlarge)

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Sweet Ride

My friend Val told me about "The New 789 Chevy." This sweet vehicle is 1957, 1958 & 1959 All Rolled into One. This car was built by N2A motors (No Two Alike). Unbelievable! The company is planning a production run of about 100 vehicles.. It sits on a Corvette C6 chassis, front styled like a 57 Chevy, side like a 58, rear like a 59. Hence the designation "789." I am saving my money and let me remind you all I accept donations.

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Lorenzo Lamas Is A Male Cougar

Lorenzo Lamas tied the knot Saturday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, with his fiancee of more than a year, Shawna Craig.

“They are both really excited and seem very much in love, so they of course have my blessing,” Shayne Lamas, the 53-year-old’s daughter, expecting a baby with hubby Nik Richie, told



E! Online of the wedding at the Casa Dorado Resort.

Here is a photo of wife number 5.

Egg Throwers At Bieber Concert

Justin Bieber was giving a concert in Sydney Friday night when an apparent non-fan threw eggs at him. I don't understand why people like this even go to the concert in the first place. Do they actually pay for tickets.

6 eggs flew from the crowd, landing just inches from his feet and the Bieber didn't even miss a beat.



Monday, May 02, 2011

Things That I Have had Lingering In My Thoughts Recently

Alot of drama lately and I am longing for some drama free days of simplicity and stability.
First up....


-Osama is dead. Wow. This is one controversial topic and I am cautious to share my true feelings with others. I am always being told I am a conspiracy theorist but I prefer to say that I see the truth.



-Royal Wedding the other day. It was everything I thought it would be. So beautiful.


-Being in a semi funk after having some shitty happenings in a short amount of time ......getting over a flu like illness, a fall and injury to my bad knee, having my army jacket stolen and it sported my beloved Terry Fox pin, and dark cloudy weather that affects my allergies, sinuses and mood.


-I had a relaxing weekend with my family.....just what the doctor ordered after being assaulted at work by a patient. The assault itself was pretty traumatic for me as I had been assault free for 22 years, but the support and concern from my workmates reminds me of what I already know that I work with the best of the best.


-I am preparing for the start of a month long hard core diet. My goal is to lose 20 lbs in one month. I am going to hold off on my running until my month of dieting is over and then begin to tone and run hardcore.

Touch The Rainbow

Put your finger on the screen and touch the rainbow. A cute but weird kitty cat will lick it.

Sunday, May 01, 2011

Cleaning The Cobra Pit

Check out the body language of some of the Cobras as the dude is busy at work......I may not know alot about snake psychology but I know they are posturing and they are in attack mode. This dude is fearless!