Sunday, October 31, 2010

Halloween Chuckles

Why don't skeletons like parties?
Because they have no body to dance with.

What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
Home Moaner's Insurance.


How do you fix a jack-o-lanten?
With a pumpkin patch

Was Dracula ever married ?
No, he was a bat-chelor

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?
The girl necks door

Happy Halloween

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Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween from the Hysons and my Dad.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Free Pumpkin Carving Templates

Sharpen your knives and wipe down your blades... it's time for the old slice-and-dice! Below you'll find a variety of terrifying templates to help create the perfect pumpkin for your haunt. Mouse over a pumpkin preview to see the template.

More pumpkin carving patterns are
here.

Make your pumpkin a screaming
success.


Johnny Cash Auction

Check out this auction of property from the life and career of Johnny Cash. The auction includes items from Cash's military career, through his life and partnership with June Carter Cash, into his time as a Highwayman with his friends through the end of his career.
Highlights in the sale are lyrics personally penned by Cash. The lyrics include Cash's takes on traditional songs, an alternate version of "Don't Take Your Guns To Town," (Est. $2,000/4,000) and many songs that have never been recorded.


I think the real gems are some of the items from Cash's personal life such as notes to and for his employees, letters from United States presidents and Cash's celebrity friends including Kris Kristofferson, Carl Perkins and Bruce Springsteen; his coursework while studying at Southwest International University; and his own original artwork.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Pumpkin Carving At Its Finest

Ray Villafane, a natural born sculptor began carving pumpkins on a lark for his art students in a small rural school district in Michigan. The hobby changed his life as he gained a viral following online and unlocked his genuine love of sculpting. Here are images of pumpkin carvings Villafane created over the past five years.


Damn, I can’t even get two triangle eyes the same.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Cancer

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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The Cost Of Car Insurance

Even tho' this applies to the USA I still found it useful and interesting.
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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Celebrity News

Mariah Carey is pregnant and is carrying a baby boy.

Matt Damon and his wife have another baby girl.

Toni Collette is pregnant with baby number 2.

Rock Stars: Then & Now

Many rock idols back from the ‘60s, ‘70s and ‘80s are still on stage. Some have retired from music and live a peaceful life now. Of course, they all have gone through many things and changed a lot.

Ozzy




Pat Benetar











Axl Rose








Ann & Nancy Wilson








Steve Perry








Linda Rondstat









The Boss









Steve Tyler









Tommy Lee




Favorite Baby Names Of The Moment


My cousin and his wife have just shared that they are the proud parents of a baby girl named Piper. I am so loving that name and want to share a few of my other favorites if I were to get pregnant........Sebastian, Rhys, Gillian, Grace,
Julian, Dorian, Sterling

Monday, October 25, 2010

Celebrity News

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are officially husband and wife.....Katy’s best friend Rihanna was a no show, with the excuse that she had to be in the studio. The happy couple tied the knot in Rajasthan, India (I wonder why they chose India to get married) with 80 friends and family members in attendance. As a wedding gift for his new bride, Russell spent thousands on a female Bengal tiger, which lives at the reserve where they got married. He also purchased a ruby ring for Katy, which he believes possesses protective powers. As a gift for her husband, Katy splashed out on a baby elephant for Russell, in return. There are no photos of their wedding ceremony as of yet. I wonder what they’re waiting for?
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Celine Dion and husband René Angelil are parents to twin boys. Celine gave birth to fraternal twin boys on Saturday, October 23rd at 11:11 and 11:12 a.m. The babies are said to be healthy, but were born prematurely and have to spend a few days in an incubator.
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The Trailer for Rabbit Hole......
John Cameron Mitchell directs; Nicole Kidman stars.



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Leonard Nimoy Recovering After Abdominal Surgery ........... Live long and prosper, Mr. Spock and now go in search of good health.

The Extra Paul

Paul Cole wasa retired American salesman at the age of 92 when he finally revealed himself as the "extra Paul" on one of the group's most famous album covers, Abbey Road.

Taken in August 1969, Mr Cole is the one next to the black police van, just behind John Lennon's head.

He said: "I was on holiday in London with my wife and I told her, 'I've seen enough museums. You go on, take your time and I'll see you later'.

"I saw this police van and I went over. I must have been talking to the policeman for about half an hour.

"I then saw these four guys walking across the street like a line of ducks.

"A bunch of kooks I called them because they all had long hair and one of them was even barefoot."

Mr Cole had no idea who they were or that they were being photographed.

It wasn't until six months later, back at home in America, he found out.

"My wife used to play the organ and a couple wanted her to play a song off the album at their wedding.

"I saw the album and I recognised myself right away. I had a new sports jacket on and I'd just bought new shell-rimmed glasses. I said to my children, 'get a magnifying glass out and you'll see me'." Mr Cole, who lives in Florida, used to tell his friends that "my picture is in millions of houses".

Despite being forever linked to the album, he has never actually listened to Abbey Road.

"It's still brand new in its sleeve," he said. "I couldn't name a single song."

At the time, though, his children were delighted. "They blew up pictures for their bedroom walls which they got me to sign as a joke," he said.

The famous shot was taken by photographer Iain McMillan.

The Fab Four were pictured on a pedestrian crossing outside their studio in Abbey Road, North London. It was the last album they recorded.

Paul Cole passed away in 2008.

Celebrity Voiceovers

Sometimes I'll be watching a commercial (yeah, I still do that on occasion) and hear a voice I think I recognize, and being the type of person I am, I want to know for sure. Am I imagining Patrick Dempsey's voice in that commercial? While voices like Morgan Freeman are unmistakable, I was wondering if there was a website that lists celebrity voiceover credits and there is this useful website.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Wordle

Wordle is a cool website that you can input a phrase and it will rearrange the words into an interesting art piece.

Wordle: Untitled

Acheivements

I don't always find pleasure in running.

Some days, it's hot. Some days it's cold. Some days, my energy is depleted. Some days, my muscles are not on board with the training plan.

But, I take immense pleasure lacing up my shoes, knowing that I am healthy enough to run, knowing that I can condition my body, even at 44 years of age, to do something I used to think would be impossible. No matter how I feel, I can will myself to push a little bit harder, to go a little bit longer, to get a little bit closer to whatever goal I am trying to achieve.

And when I see my shoes, I see myself .... what I have become. Because no matter if it is a physical challenge or emotional or spiritual one, I know now from what material I am made. I know now that I can endure, that I can succeed, that I have the will and the drive to push through.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Trailer: I Love You Phillip Morris

I Love You Phillip Morris stars Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor. It is based on Steve McVicker’s I Love You Phillip Morris: A True Story of Life, Love, and Prison Breaks, the true story of con artist and prison escapee Steven Jay Russell.
It is set to (finally) open in U.S. theaters on December 3rd.

It has already generated over $18 million in revenue internationally, the picture has yet to see a release in the United States due to various legal issues and a recut ordered by the distributors to excise some of the more graphic scenes.

The controversial trailer has just been released, and as expected it’s both raunchy and funny!

Friday, October 22, 2010

Krazy Kayne

Kanye West decided to get his teeth replaced with diamonds. Really.....does he not have better ways to spend his money?
Kanye appeared on Ellen DeGeneres’ show to talk about his mouth made of money. He said, “‘I just thought that diamonds were cooler.” He went on to reveal that it’s not a grill, actually, and that he had his dentist remove his entire bottom row of teeth and replaced them all.
Ellen asked, “It’s not a grill?”, to which he responded, “It’s really my real teeth. I replaced my bottom row of teeth.”

Check out the video, skip to 2:56 for the diamond teeth talk:

Right Now.......

It is a dreary Autumn Day. The sky is grey, the air is cool and it's breezy. It won't be long before all the leaves are off the trees if this keeps up.
I am excited about ... Settling in this weekend and
catching up on some shows on my PVR and reading my latest book that I can't put down.

I am thinking... that I should get ready for my evening shift tonight.
I am thankful for... Warm clothing on cool days like today.
From the kitchen... not much. Kids & Garth will eat pizza and I will eat on the fly.
I am wearing... my PJs still ... and I love it.
I created this week ...spaghetti squash and marinara sauce.....yummmm
I am reading...
many, many, many things.
I am wondering ... if I should get dressed now.
Around the house... I'm picking out paint colours for the living room and kitchen.
A Few Plans For The Rest Of The Week: reorganizing, cleaning, out to buy Halloween costume for Alley and get some candy. Bake birthday cake for neighbor. Go for a couple of runs. Watch
American Haunting.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Disgusting Things Found In Food

1.) Dead mouse found in a Curry Sauce......Ms Barrett, of St Austell, Cornwall, said: 'I stirred the sauce around and thought it looked a little bit more lumpy than usual and wondered if we had too many vegetables in the pan. Then as the sauce spread out, I saw whiskers, legs, and a tail. I shouted out to Nigel to come to see if it was what I thought it was. Then I fished it out.

2.)
Oven glove found in loaf of bread.....A bread maker has been fined after a woman discovered part of an oven glove baked into her slice of bread - and she didn't even notice it until she began eating it.


Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Great T-Shirt Sale

Threadless T's is having another great $10 shirt deal. Here are some of the ones I am liking.
1.)
Fail
2.)
The Beheading of Antoinette.....more than $10 but I like.
3.)
Those Damn Birds
4.)
Well, This Just Really Sucks
5.)
Comic Book Collectors Have Many Issues

Top Gun Number 2

According to New York Magazine’s Vulture, “Top Gun 2″ is in the works and Tom Cruise has agreed to appear in the sequel. Most likely as a cameo.

Vulture reports that Paramount Pictures has pursued “Top Gun” producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Tony Scott to film a follow up to their hit 1986 flick about Naval aviators.

As of yet, no actors are currently attached to the sequel.

Sometimes I wish that certain films should just be left alone.

Monday, October 18, 2010

16 Things You Didn't Know About Sleeping

Sleep is a very important part of the human psyche. Sleep is essential to our brain’s productivity. Check out these neat and interesting facts about sleep.

16 Things You Didn't Know About Sleep

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Travolator

An early trial version of a moving pavement.... the Travolator, is demonstrated in New York in 1924.
It was supposed to help relieve congested streets.
The wooden pavement has 4 different lanes.......the first is stationary; the 2nd moves slowly; the 3rd at medium speed; and the 4th is the fast lane which has a row of benches.
A line of men in business suits and hats step up onto the stationary platform; then walk across the various-speeded lanes (like changing lanes on the motorway) and take seats on the benches.
Shot from above shows the men nonchalantly sitting on the benches; whizzing round a curve. Looks like a bizarre adult merry-go-round.


TRAVOLATOR

Bear Tagging In Algonquin Park

Rick Mercer visited Algonquin Park to do some work on Bear Tagging and research. The video was amusing and well worth a look.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Vintage Halloween Costumes


Check out this collection of old Halloween photographs.

Set Your PVRs

"Half Man Half Tree", is part of the "My Shocking Story" series, and will be shown on the Discovery Channel at 9pm on Nov 15.
It will tell us the journey of an Indonesian fisherman named Dede, better known as the Tree Man, who has been given a new lease on life thanks to an American doctor who took it upon himself to diagnose the man’s ailment.

Dr. Anthony Gaspari of the University of Maryland traveled to Tree Man’s hometown in 2007, south of Jakarta, to help Dede with his terribly challenging illness. After running tests on Tree Man’s mysterious growths, Gaspari found that the root-like extensions were a result of both the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) and his immune system. Tree Man suffers a rare genetic disease which causes his immune system to be almost non-existent. The result is tree-like growths (warts) stemming from his feet hands and face.

Tree Man says his hands and feet are heavy and he has a difficult time maneuvering. He cannot work and supports his two children by working in a freak show of sorts, where people pay to gawk at him. His wife deserted him some time ago and he is the subject of much ridicule in his small town.

Dr. Gaspari said in 2007 that he felt confident that treating Tree Man with synthetic Vitamin A will halt the growths. ”He won’t have a perfectly normal body but the warts should reduce in size to the point where he could use his hands,” Dr Gaspari said.

“Over the course of three to six months the warts should be come smaller and fewer in number. He will be living a more normal life.”

The warts would then be able to be frozen off and surgically removed.

This is an amazing story....and to think we have a difficult time when people judge us for our weight, looks or social status. This poor man has got to have a strong soul to go through what he has.


Thursday, October 14, 2010

Songs I Am Currently Enjoying

Rhythm Of Love By Plain White T's.... Lead guitarist, who sings the vocals for this tune explains the real-life story behind the single: "It was written for this girl that I was dating while we were making our last album out in Malibu. We have a lot of history; I've known her since I was 11 or 12. I wasn't really emotionally available to her at the time. I hadn’t completely gotten over my divorce, so when the band left on tour, I decided it wasn't right to try to keep the relationship going so we called it quits. It was only over the last year or so that I've realized what I walked away from. The song was an attempt to rekindle things and win her back. She's currently dating someone else, and I'm happy for her. But in case it doesn't work out... who knows?"



White Knuckles by OK Go......The song "White Knuckles" includes the words "paw" and "pet", matching up to the concept of using dogs within the video.



Slow By Rumer.....She was discovered by Burt Bacharach. Her voice is reminiscent of Karen Carpenter.



Loca By Shakira feat Dizzee Rascal......The music video was filmed during a visit in Barcelona, Spain in August 2010. The Spanish city reportedly is considering fining the Colombian singer for stopping traffic as she filmed a music video, reports the New York Post. Shakira, who didn’t get any permits, danced in a public fountain (Pla de Palau fountain) and rode on the back of a motorcycle with her hair flowing in the wind, when she should have worn a helmet. About the video shakira said "Barcelona is one of my favourite cities. The video is just about having fun and being real in this amazing place with real people."



The Longest Highway Home By The Reason.........The Reason are from Hamilton, Ontario. This fast paced song tells about life on the road, telling of both the ups and downs. “This one goes out to the boys / All you boys in the back hanging out / You’ve got a love back home. / But when you’re with your friends / There’s no goddamn place in the world / that you’d rather be. / This is the longest highway I’ve been on, / on the loneliest day you’ve ever known.”



A Hunter & A Bear


This is one of the most amusing virals I’ve come across the net in a while. It’s a You Tube video called “Tipp Experience” It’s about a guy and a bear. Thats all the leaks i’m giving. (Other then try soccer, dancing, tickles, sleeping, shoot are cute ones to try.)

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

From Girl To Jared In 6:27

This is a tad long but it is also one of the most intriguing you tube videos that I’ve seen in quite a while. Helen takes her normal appearance, adds some pretty cool makeup tricks and poof, she’s Jared made over. It took six minutes and 27 seconds for her to undergo her transformation, but the resemblance is uncanny.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Creepy Celebrity Dolls

I love pop culture and celebrities and wish I could have them over for a dinner party and chit chat. I think that is terribly unlikely, instead I can peruse Ebay for vivid, lifelike, creeptastic dolls as seen below.
(Keep scrolling down on the Ebay pages to see up close & personal.)


1.) Michael Jackson as seen in the video Bad

2.)
Liv Tyler as "Arwen" from Lord of the rings.

3.)
Jon Bon Jovi based on the song "Blaze Of Glory."

4.)
Kate Winslett as "Rose" from The Titanic.

5.)
Angelina Jolie

6.) Bret Michaels "Rock Of Love"

7.)
Adam Lambert of "American Idol"



Monday, October 11, 2010

Courtney Cox & David Arquette Have Split

Courteney Cox and David Arquette have separated after 11 years of marriage. They have one daughter, 6-year-old Coco.

"We have agreed to a trial separation that dates back for some time," the duo said in a statement. "The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage. We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply. As we go though this process we are determined to use kindness and understanding to get through this together."

Interesting Casting Decision


Michelle Williams has been cast as Marilyn Monroe. She will be playing Monroe in "My Week With Marilyn", a film about a week on the London set of The Prince and the Showgirl back in the 1950s, told from the perspective of an assistant on the production. It’s apparently based on a true story.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

This Video For This Great Song Cracks Me Up

Scary Shower Curtain


Get creeped out every time you go in the bathroom with this scary shower curtain It’s semi-opaque and topped with a shadowy figure screened at the front. This would be a great decoration while hosting a Halloween party.

Saturday, October 09, 2010

All I Want For Christmas Is This Advent Calendar

I really think Christmas should be kept simple and easy. Therefore my Christmas list is quite simple......I would like one of these Porsche Advent Calendars.




The calendar conceals a range of surprises, including three special highlights – a Porsche Design Indicator watch in rosé gold, an individually customizable Porsche Design Kitchen and a motor yacht measuring eight and a half meters in length and designed by the Porsche Design Studio in Zell am See.

The
P´6910 Indicator in rosé gold comes equipped with one of the most complex serially produced wristwatch movements in the world. The chronograph functions are combined with an authentic mechanical jumping digital display. The chronograph comprises approximately 800 individual components.

The
Porsche Design Kitchen P´7340 stands out from the crowd with its innovative framework, purist styling and use of high-quality materials. The kitchen features handle-less cupboards, multifunctional light systems and a high-end audio-video system.

The
RFF28 motoryacht offers a perfect combination of form and function. The yacht comes fitted with a 525 HP Mercury engine and reaches top speeds of up to 148 km/h. The cockpit interior sports custom-made teak sole and adjustable and ergonomically upholstered sporting bucket seats. Attention has been paid to every detail to guarantee you a luxurious on-board experience.

The $1 million calendar also holds 18 carat yellow gold sunglasses, fine writing tools, timeless cufflinks, Bounce:S² premium running shoes, a limited edition leather blouson made from hand-woven lambskin nappa and a travel assortment from the French Classic luggage series. Light bars highlight the calendar’s 24 windows.

Friday, October 08, 2010

Love List

During the pre summer days my Love Lists were full of things I loved that got me in the mood for summer. Some of the featured items still remains summery and some not but either way these are the things I have seen on my internet travels that tickle my fancy.

1.)
Chocolate Fish.......These endearing solid milk chocolate fish are hand decorated with white and dark chocolate accents. Individually gift bagged with a ribbon tied in a bow.

2.) Wine Barrel Sink......
This clever sink is made from a genuine wine barrel. It features a garden hose connector (so you can set it up just about anywhere) and a 6’ output hose for reusing sink water on your plants. (You can also collect the water in a bucket underneath for re-use later.)

3.)
Rustic Star Lanterns......twinkling in the garden on a warm summers eve.

4.)
Vintage Vinyl LP Record Coasters .....What a great conversation starter.


5.) Cordies & Cable Drop Clips........Keep your cables on the table.


6.) Chocovino...........The best of both worlds.


7.) Bike Helmets.......that don't make you look dorky.


8.) Chowder mugs........I love the berry colour




Thursday, October 07, 2010

True Mud

Sesame Street does a parady of the television show “True Blood." It is called "True Mud."

Cool Vending Machine

The Hudson Hotel in NY City features a luxery item oversized vending machine that is stocked with a combination of everyday travel necessities and a variety of luxury items at the press of a button. Here you can find anything from a Paul Smith toothbrush or an Essential Travel Kit by Malin+ Goetz, to a red Ferrari 599 GTB that you can rent on a whim or a personal portrait shoot with renowned photographer Ben Watts.

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Celebrities That Are Vegetarian

After recently watching the documentry Food Inc. I am seriously contemplating becoming vegetarian. Here are some celebrities that are vegetarian.

Rob Zombie

Alec Baldwin

Jared Leto

Kate Winslet

Jack Johnson

Alyssa Milano

Natalie Portman

Christie Brinkley

Christian Bale

Carrie Underwood

Oliver Stone

Russell Brand

Tobey Maguire

Alicia Silverstone

Billy Idol

Ellen DeGeneres

B.B. King

Anne Hathaway

Anna Paquin

Christina Applegate


Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Pictures I Found On The Web That I Like

Sometimes I see things on the web that speak to me, move me or notions and mantras that I subscribe to. Sometimes they just amuse me or make make me laugh. (Click on image to enlarge)