Who knew Mr. T was a shriner?
What type of shirt do you wear when you go for a job interview # 1 Dicksucker?
A pretend fingernail is always a good idea.
Creepy family.
Apparently ‘Sex and The City‘ may be returning to the big screen, but this time it won’t be a sequel.
Lay in the sun listening to tunes

So.....Do you want to be the hit at the next party. Here is a sure way to impress people at a party.....show them that awesome florescent pink poop you just expelled. Here are some foods that will make your poop change colors:
16 years ago today, my boyfriend of nearly 3 years became my husband. Since then, we've had two children and a mortgage, a huge renovation and addition to our home, and a health scare together. We've laughed and cried, loved and fought. We are much richer than we were 16 years ago, and fatter, and stronger. I don't think either of us had a clear idea all those years ago what this would entail, other than a big white dress and higher taxes. And while nothing in life is certain, there are two things I am sure of. My husband loves a good Star Wars reference, and we will go past 16 together. Happy Anniversary Baby......xo
When we have to spend long hours at our workplace it sometimes feels like our second home. Therefore it is probably a good idea to make it fun, inspiring and cozy.